Sex Meme

I found this meme at Said She. Please answer the questions in your own blog (or in the comments here) and let me know that you have. No secrets here...

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Sure, there are so many gorgeous men there.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time is fine. I have fond memories of sex during sunset, but it's not necessary...

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't drive a car.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes. I've even blogged about it.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Swimming pool, I guess. Shower is good, too. Bath - too little room to do stuff...

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
That depends on the mood - and what the other guy does.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
No.

8. Love or Money?
Silly question. I could go without love for months without dying, but going without money (=food), I would die within days.

9. Credit cards or cash?
I don't use credit cards much. And not cash either.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I do have friends, and I suppose one of them is "best", but I don't see any point in ranking my friends, really...

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
That depends what the point is. Just to sleep and relax: 5 star hotel. To have raunchy sex with possibility of being seen by others: camping, surely.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My opinion on this tends to change all the time. I've once had sex in the Norwegian Parliament. I've also had sex at the feet of Franklin D. Roosevelt (or rather: his statue) in the centre of Oslo. It was after midnight, so people couldn't see us from below - I think.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
No.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sure.

15. Ever been to a bar?
Of course.

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No. But I've pretended to.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not in an ordinary cinema.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Sure.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. I do have a great colleague...

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Obviously.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Sure. Condoms, many times. A few butt plugs and other accessories.

23. Have you been caught having sex?
Several times.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes. I try to avoid this, but sometimes I get carried away. So I guess there is somewhere between ten and twenty people who have nude pics (or "worse") of me - assuming they haven't shared them with anyone. I'm carefully monitoring the internet to see if they turn up anywhere. (Okay, I admit that there are other reasons for carefully monitoring the major porn sites as well... :-)

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No. But I've had sex with many people without knowing their name, for sure.