Saturday, April 25, 2009

Russ - a nice swim

It's that time of year again. Every year, all 18-year old guys and girls in Norway are celebrating their "russetid". (After 12 years of school, everybody parties for a few weeks, often including interesting dares.) I came across an old story in a newspaper, and started to think of my own time as a "russ" a few years ago. I've blogged a little about that before, but that's not the events I'm to write about now.

It's a very innocent and cute story. A few boys, including me, were driving around in our "russebuss" (russ bus) at night, trying to find a cool party or something. We went to Tryvann (a lake) to see if there was any party going on there, but everything was quiet. Then Jens got the idea of jumping into the lake, in his russ coverall, and of course all the others followed him into the water. We were jumping around and splashing water at each other and having a heck of a time. (All of us - except Nils, who was the driver - were quite drunk.)

The problem, of course, was what to do afterwards. The clothes were soaked, of course, so we understood that we would have to get out of them. But none of us had brought any other clothes. The answer was easy: we just threw the wet clothes in a pile in the back of the bus, and just went on drinking in the nude - while Nils was driving in the nude.

We didn't know exactly what to do still, of course, as the clothes would not get dry by themselves in the bus. But then Lars got the great idea of going back to his place, because his parents was away and he could use the drying deck to save us. However, we soon realized that this meant that we had to go all the way to the center of Oslo, where their apartment was. Being naked was all very well as long as we were going at a high speed, but as soon as we had to stop at red lights in the center of town at a time of night when many people were heading out of the bars and night clubs to get home, we started to realize that we were pretty much on display. But thanks to all the beer we had consumed, none of us (still except Nils) were very shy. And I for one found the situation pretty cool - to the extent that I noticed that my willy wanted to get some more attention.

Soon we were outside Lars' home. Then we were faced with the choice of either getting dressed in the soaking wet coveralls, or just running inside in the nude. After a very quick look at the pile of water and clothes, we decided to take the chance. So we ran (impressively fast, I guess, given the amount of alcohol involved) out of the car and into the apartment building. Luckily (or sadly, depending on your point of view) we saw noone on our way in.

What was left after this was two hours of sitting in Lars' living room watching tv, all of us stark naked. I remember having a splendid time, but I can't remember details. I know that some photos were taken, but have never seen them. And I know that my dick was semi-hard for most of the time, but I was too drunk to get completely erect - and the others were probably too drunk to notice. And after two hours waiting, Lars told us that our clothes were dry, and we all got dressed and went our separate ways. I think I might have waited for a while somewhere and taken the first tram to my place.

While there was little "action" during this night, already when I woke up - around noon, I guess - and started thinking of the night we'd had, I jerked off. The image of my cute and beautiful friends naked in the bus with drunk pedestrians watching into the bus, was an image I still remember and enjoy...

Some related images:
Photo 1 - Photo 2 - Photo 3 - Photo 4 - Photo 5 - Photo 6

Friday, April 24, 2009

Quick jerk

Just a quick note on my trip to the swimming pool this week. After swimming, I went to the sauna. Just as I came in, four guys who were apparently active swimmers also came in. They kept their swimwear on, while I had left mine outside, only bringing a towel to sit on. The guys started to talk about another swimmer they knew, and how he was so well endowed that he always had a conspicious bulge. They laughed and made jokes about this, not minding me. The hot air and being the only fully nude man in the room made me horny. I realized a little too late that I wouldn't be able to keep it down, so I stood up and walked out to the showers.

It was a quiet time of day, and the showers in this place are arranged in groups, so I was able to find a group of six (or eight?) showers with noone around. I started to shower as usual, but decided to take the chance of a quick jerk-off. I made the judgement that I would be able to hear people coming a few seconds before they could see me - plenty of time to turn around and pretend nothing happened.

Of course, my cock was fully hard in no time, and it felt very good to start working it slowly in a public shower room with great-looking guys in the locker room outside and in the sauna next door. It didn't take me long to get to the point of no return, and then I turned towards the shower, and let the water hit my cock-head as I was coming. It felt wonderful.

Maybe two minutes after my cum, and with the cock still semi-erect, I heard voices outside. Seconds later, the guys entered the room where I was standing. One of the guys gave my cock a look and I imagined seeing a smile, but then he just started showering - and I decided that nothing would happen today. So I finished my shower and got out.

So this time my judgment was sound - I could really hear them before they entered. Sometimes I get uncertain whether I'm really in such a position, or if it's just wishful thinking. I also wonder if I will really hear it if they are approaching just as I am reaching the top of the orgasm. I don't know - and I'm not sure I want to know for sure either. If I know I'm completely safe, I could just as well jerk off at home...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Have you ever... (Poll)

Please note that there's a new poll in the margin.

There has been a little discussion in the comment fields on how all the interesting opportunities arise in my life. My idea is that if you make an effort for opportunities to arise, they will...

If you have comments on the blog, feel free to add them in the comment field of this post.

Sex Meme

I found this meme at Said She. Please answer the questions in your own blog (or in the comments here) and let me know that you have. No secrets here...

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Sure, there are so many gorgeous men there.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time is fine. I have fond memories of sex during sunset, but it's not necessary...

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't drive a car.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes. I've even blogged about it.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Swimming pool, I guess. Shower is good, too. Bath - too little room to do stuff...

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
That depends on the mood - and what the other guy does.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

8. Love or Money?
Silly question. I could go without love for months without dying, but going without money (=food), I would die within days.

9. Credit cards or cash?
I don't use credit cards much. And not cash either.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I do have friends, and I suppose one of them is "best", but I don't see any point in ranking my friends, really...

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
That depends what the point is. Just to sleep and relax: 5 star hotel. To have raunchy sex with possibility of being seen by others: camping, surely.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My opinion on this tends to change all the time. I've once had sex in the Norwegian Parliament. I've also had sex at the feet of Franklin D. Roosevelt (or rather: his statue) in the centre of Oslo. It was after midnight, so people couldn't see us from below - I think.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?

15. Ever been to a bar?
Of course.

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No. But I've pretended to.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not in an ordinary cinema.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. I do have a great colleague...

21. Ever been to an adult store?

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Sure. Condoms, many times. A few butt plugs and other accessories.

23. Have you been caught having sex?
Several times.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes. I try to avoid this, but sometimes I get carried away. So I guess there is somewhere between ten and twenty people who have nude pics (or "worse") of me - assuming they haven't shared them with anyone. I'm carefully monitoring the internet to see if they turn up anywhere. (Okay, I admit that there are other reasons for carefully monitoring the major porn sites as well... :-)

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No. But I've had sex with many people without knowing their name, for sure.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Showering with white briefs

One of the things that fascinates me, is guys who shower with their underwear on. This actually happens quite a lot here in Oslo, and it is especially guys from Pakistan (I think) who does it.

Two weeks ago, I was swimming at the local swimming pool. It was late in the evening, almost 10 o'clock, and there were almost no people around. After swimming my usual 1000 metres, I headed for the showers. There was only one other guy there - a Pakistani guy who was showering with his white briefs. I almost couldn't believe it - I would think that the point of showering with your underwear is to protect your modesty, but these white briefs were so transparent that I got a very fine view of his dick. Strange.

As so often happens when I shower, my cock started to harden a little as I was washing my body. I saw no reason to suppress that, so I just kept washing myself, but when I glanced at the guy's transparent briefs again, I saw that he had noticed - his dick was now erect. It was an absurd sight - a guy showering with his underwear on sporting a huge hard-on - I loved it.

Of course, this made me real horny. I thought for a moment what I could do, knowing that within fifteen minutes the building would close. I judged my friend to be so turned on that he wouldn't mind me jerking off a little, so I took hold of my cock and started to masturbate gently. I waited for a while before looking at him, but when I did, he had pulled his cock out of his briefs and started to work on his nice, long tool.

This happens to me amazingly often - it seems that the people who go to the swimming pool just before closing time does it for a reason. Anyway, there is something wonderfully vulnerable about jerking off in a public shower, knowing that people might enter from the pool area or from the sauna or from the locker rooms at any time. But this time noone entered, so I could enjoy myself - and look at this good-looking chap. He had a swimmer's build, nice, dark skin and brown eyes to kill for. He was leaning back a little and spreading his legs, and was moving in and out of the water from the shower, getting extra pleasure from feeling the water hitting his cock. Then, after maybe five minutes, he shot a huge load on the tiles of the floor. The sight of this obviously made me come as well.

He didn't seem entirely comfortable with what he'd done - he showered quickly and soon went into the locker room. I was in no hurry, so I showered a little more, and by the time I got there, everyone was gone. As I had finished dressing, the guy locking the building came into the locker room from the showers, and asked me if I knew who had been "making a mess" in the showers. I claimed I hadn't noticed, but he seemed a bit suspicious - and intrigued... So maybe next time, he will be checking things out a bit earlier...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hotel swimming pool

Although I do love hostels because of the opportunities they offer, I also like a swim when I'm travelling. So as I've been travelling a lot lately (which also partly explains the lack of posts here), I've had my share of both hostels and hotels.

Three weeks ago, I stayed a few days in Copenhagen. I arrived at the hotel quite late (after 11pm), and as I was checking in, I asked the night clerk if the swimming pool was still open. He told me that the it's supposed to be open until 10pm only, but that he could let me in if I wanted a quick swim. So I just quickly left my suitcase in my room and returned to the lobby. The night clerk showed me the locker room and went away.

I had brought swimwear, but as I was all alone, the temptation to go swimming in the nude was too big. So I left everything behind in the locker room and went to the pool wearing nothing. I dived into the pool and started swimming. I had arrived in Copenhagen quite early in the day and been busy until now, so the water tickling me all over my body felt great.

After swimming for maybe 15 minutes, I had a little rest, and I started to think a bit more about the position I was in - if someone were to come in, there would be absolutely nothing to cover up with in the entire room. Needless to say, as I started to think about this (or rather: fantasize), I was getting a hard-on. I just enjoyed the situation - and thought that this was actually the perfect combination of a real risk but still a rather small risk. (It's not funny if there's no risk at all, but I also prefer not too big a risk...) But then, of course, I heard a door.

It was the night clerk. He entered the room, looked at me as if to check that I was okay. It seemed to take him a second to realize that I was naked, and then maybe another second to convince himself that I was actually having a hard-on. Then he almost seemed to get embarrassed for a moment, but then probably understood that he was not the one who should be embarrassed. So he walked closer to where I was standing, as he was saying "I just wanted to come down and check that everything was okay... and you seem to be just fine..." He was staring at my dick in a way that I've learned to interpret as lust, so I decided to be a bit bold. "Yes, it's really great to have a swim - don't you want to join me?"

I realized that swimming naked with customers probably wasn't part of his job description, and he seemed to hesitate. But then he made a decision, and quickly pulled off his clothes. Now it was my time to stare, and even though he was only naked for a moment before jumping into the pool, I got enough of a look at him to decide that this was something I wanted - from the shape of his body, it seemed that he used to swim a lot.

First, we were just playing around in the water for a while, but with both me and him sporting raging hard-ons, we both knew that something more would come up. So after a few minutes, I sat on the edge of the pool, my cock invitingly just above the water. He came over to me, and filled his mouth with my cock. I looked over at the door a few metres away, and wondered if we would be able to finish this before someone entered. But then I decided to look at him instead, this beautiful, young night clerk who was giving me such wonderful service. However, I did want to have an even closer look, so I gestured that we should switch positions. He had a great cock - nice and straight and quite slim, but of solid length. I started to suck him off. At first, it tasted a bit of chlorine, but I soon forgot about that, as the water from the pool was mixed with my salvia and his precum.

He didn't last long - soon, he withdrew from my mouth and sent a nice splash of cum over my torso. Then he jumped into the water and moved behind me, so that I could feel his semi-erect and cummy cock between my legs as he started to jerk me off with his hands. It was a bit strange to feel his cum on my chest and between my legs at the same time as I was jerked off, and it didn't take long before I burst a great load into the water.

As we walked back out of the locker room a bit later, I did realize why he had dared to do this at all - the doors were securely locked from inside, of course. And in theory, he was the only person at work during the night, although he could never be sure if the manager would turn up on a surprise visit.

As it turned out, he was not at work for the remaining two nights I was staying at this hotel, but I did get his email address, so I will surely try again next time I'm in Copenhagen.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ask me anything answers 6

In a comment, Tremendi asks me a whole bunch of questions:
1. What is the most unusual place that you have had sex?
2. Have you ever had sex outdoors in the winter? For example, in the snow?
3. Can you describe a situation where you know you were being watched and it turned you on more or made you perform better?
4. Can you tell us some of your experiences of sleeping naked in dorms/hostels and the reactions that you have had (including touching by total strangers)

I'll start answering the first one and see how far I get... I've had sex in many places, and often I think of them as "unusual", only to find later that lots of other people have had the same idea. The first time I had sex on a beach, I even found that "unusual", and only later found that there was even a drink named after it... :-)

I've had sex on a boat, on top of a diving board (in a closed swimming pool) and on top of a ski jump. Still, maybe the most unusual one was in a lecture hall at university. It was a huge lecture hall with something like 600 seats, and after the last lecture of the day, I stayed behind with a guy I had been flirting with. With everybody gone, we went at it. It was pure luck that there was noone turning up to pick up something left behind, to clean the lecture hall or anything like that. This is actually the place I've had sex that still elicits the most "wow"s from friends...

2. Have you ever had sex outdoors in the winter? For example, in the snow?
Have you any idea how cold that would be? The closest thing I've done is to be in a cabin in the mountains, having a nice, hot sauna, running naked into the snow and then running back in to have sex inside.

3. Can you describe a situation where you know you were being watched and it turned you on more or made you perform better?
Being watched always have that effect on me... I remember one of the first times I went to a gay (nude) beach here in Oslo. I undressed and was planning to read a little. Then I noticed that a guy was watching me. He was probably double my age and hadn't even undressed, but I didn't mind that - I immediately got horny. And instead of just relaxing and enjoying being watched, I started to jerk off. Just the idea of jerking off outside where I *could* be seen was a bit new to me at the time, and to do it in plain view of this dressed guy, who was obviously enjoying what he saw, was electrifying. I was on my back and raised my cock high into the air, only touching the ground with my shoulders and the soles of my feet. It felt very hot, and when I came, cum hit my face as well as my stomach. There didn't seem to be anyone else around, so I walked slowly down to the water with cum all over me, and had a nice swim.

4. Can you tell us some of your experiences of sleeping naked in dorms/hostels and the reactions that you have had (including touching by total strangers)
Of course, this question could lead to several posts. I've written before about how I prefer to stay at hostels on my travels, and that I prefer to sleep in the nude. The experiences are varied - sometimes, people just shrug, sometimes, people are turned on, sometimes, they are drunk and horny.

I remember a night two years ago in a hostel in Amsterdam. I had been out quite late, and got back to the hostel about 3am. Everyone else in the room (a six-bed room) was already asleep, so I just undressed and went to sleep - under the cover. But I always move a little when I'm sleeping, so by morning the cover is always on the floor or somewhere else. Very early, I woke up by the sound of an alarm clock. Apparently, someone had to get up early. I kept my eyes shut and pretended to be asleep, noticing, of course, that I was naked and uncovered. I heard the guy get out of his bed, and then some quiet steps in my directions. Apparently, he wanted to have a look. It was a turn-on to be lying there, knowing that he was watching me, but not really knowing which one of my five "room-mates" he was. And then, very carefully, he put his hand on my dick. Needless to say, it got erect almost immediately. He even started to move his hand a little, almost jerking me off. But then I heard a little sound from somewhere - probably just someone moving around in their bed or something, and this guy removed his hand. Maybe he just realized that he was in a hurry. Anyway, he made noises for a while more, sounding like he was getting dressed, arranging his luggage and so on. And all the time, I had to pretend to be sleeping, and still knowing that my now erect cock was on plain view for anyone waking up - as well as for the guy responsible...

Then, just before he walked out the door, I heard a sound that sounded remarkably like a Sony-Ericsson cell phone taking a photo. But I didn't look, wanting to preserve the impression that I was sleeping.

I have many more stories about hostels. I also like it when guys are visibly intrigued but don't really want to admit it. I like to pretend that it's perfectly normal to walk around the room in the nude, and love to watch the confusion of guys who want to do the same, want to stare at me and still... But more about that later, I guess...