Ask me anything answers 5

Gard asked a whole bunch of questions - they're almost a sex meme in their own right:
"1. Describe the sexiest guy you ever had sex with.
2. You must have had sex with people of lots of different professions - what's the coolest profession?
3. Do you ever swallow when you suck?
4. What's your favorite part of gay saunas?
5. Have you ever lost on purpose in strip poker?
6. How many women have you had sex with?
7. How much money would it take to have you model for Playgirl?"

1. Describe the sexiest guy you ever had sex with.
A. Sexy can be so many different things. Of course the body (and some parts more than others) are important, but for me context is essential. Attitude is also part of it. Therefore, I think I'll choose a guy I had sex with in the summer almost two years ago. I was relaxing, naked, at a lake near Oslo, and I had noticed this good-looking guy a few metres away. He went for a little swim, but when he got back up, he chose to do that right next to where I was, and he had a solid erection as he rose from the water. He didn't seem to doubt at all what I would want to do - his smile and his eyes (as well as his erect cock) told me that he wanted to fuck, right there, and that he was sure that that's what I wanted, too. I've had sex with guys with even better bodies and even larger cocks, but still the picture of him approaching me has stuck as the most sexy.

2. You must have had sex with people of lots of different professions - what's the coolest profession?
A. This is a funny question. I met a guy online maybe three years ago, we had a few beers at London (the gay pub in Oslo) and ended up at my place for a one-night stand. Only weeks later, I saw something online that made me realize that this guy was about to become a priest. I think it's quite cute to have had sex with a priest, and hopes he got a glimpse of heaven... :-)

3. Do you ever swallow when you suck?
A. Yes, at times. I also find it sexy to get the sperm all over me, but sometimes, I prefer to get it in my mouth. Most guys love it, and some deserve it...

4. What's your favorite part of gay saunas?
A. Gay saunas are designed to please, and of course I like many parts. But as an exhibitionist, I particularly enjoy it whenever there are possibilities of having sex with people watching. But I must admit that I also enjoy glory holes, even though there's not much exhibitionistic about it...

5. Have you ever lost on purpose in strip poker?
A. I haven't played strip poker for years. While still in school, we did play strip poker at some parties, but I'm too bad at poker to have to lose on purpose. I always ended up naked anyway...

6. How many women have you had sex with?
A. More than I'd like to admit. At least 20. Sometimes with guys, but sometimes just me and a woman. This may be because I get so turned on by the exhibitionist part of the activity, that I don't really have to be turned on by the person in addition? At least that's a possible explanation, because almost all times I've had sex with women have been in close proximity to a nude beach or similar places.

7. How much money would it take to have you model for Playgirl?
A. Difficult question. Part of me would do it for free, just for the fun of being visible all over the place, while another part of me would never do it, just because I would become so visible - even to people who rarely visit porn sites. But thinking about sums: for $1,000, I wouldn't do anything that I wouldn't do anyway. For $10,000, I would do things I didn't like, as long as it didn't become public. For $1,000,000, I would probably do just about anything, as long as it's not dangerous. (No, this is not an ad, and this "offer" is not to be considered legally binding...) :-)